has been identified by the FBI
as part of a subversive group of four webloggers linked to a right-wing
radical group called "Pyra".
Pyra is the brain-share that created the mind-controlling device
"Blogger". At a press
conference last week, the FBI revealed that it was placing Blogger
on the Addictive Substances list, and declaring all use of Blogger
It is doubtful
that the Government's measures will stop Evan from controlling Pyra's
Though Evan has plan's that Pyra doesn't know about; to get the
zombie army to take daily pictures for evhead,
so that Evan himself can "take a fucking break".
has been revealed as the crack assassin of the Pyra
gang. She sports, on alternate occasions, bright red hair, purple
hair, green hair or orange hair. But never no hair. She also wears
knee-high boots, which proves she's a radical subversive.
have been reports of unease between Meg and Evan
Williams. Though Pyra claims the unrest to simply be conflict
between Web site designs,
sources have revealed that it is actually an internal power struggle
that threatens the very nature of Pyra. Only time will tell how
this power struggle will end.
is the supposedly quiet member of Pyra,
but it is rumoured that he, too, has plans for conquest over the
gang leadership. Evidence of this is his recent proliferation of
photographs. The US Government
understands that Paul intends on letting Evan
and Meg become so entangled
in their fight he can steal their Web site designs from under their
noses, taking Blogger with
While he waits
for the other members of Pyra to destroy themselves, he relaxes
by writing really bad
poetry. He does this to disguise the fact the he's smarter than
the other members, figuring that no-one will suspect his genius
if he writes poetry that crap. And it works.
and most secretive member of the Pyra
gang is Matt Hamer. Matt "believes
that server-side Java rocks", which shows just how seriously
deluded the Pyra team is, and how unstable their warped psyches
Matt has no
chance of taking over Pyra. For God's sake, he can't even spell
the domain name right. Which is actually part of a medical condition;
the inability to use the first "y" in any word that includes
to uses of the letter "y". Called "yphobititis".
This is a serious problem that affects one in three Java programmers.
You, too, can make a difference.
Dan Fitch is
proof that Pitas induces madness
upon use. Pitas stands for "Pyra is International Terrorism
Against Society", and is an chaotic, unpredictable group determined
in stopping Pyra from turning the Web world into mindless weblogging
this, apathy sends subliminal
messages to it's readers in the hope that it will break the infernal
Pyra spell. Convulsions, catatonic states and total nervous breakdown
have all been recorded about people who have read apathy.
Unfortunately, we cannot tell you what apathy is. You have to see
it for yourself.
attempts to confuse the readers of anita's
lol out of their Pyra induced
psychosis. As a Pitas page, the
confusion between "lot's of laughs" and "lot's of
links" may well break the mind control; but it is doubtful.
To help her
cause, Anita employs one of the most astounding colour schemes on
the web. After the zombies are confused, Anita intends to simply
shock them out of their blogger-love. And if that doesn't work,
she'll use any cool link she knows to make them see the light. For
God's sake people, wake up, wake up before it's just too late...