It is completely
untrue that Rebecca Blood is a goth.
She doesn't wear white face-paint, long flowing black clothes, or
doc martin boots. It is also completely untrue that she bathes in
the juices squeezed from the still-beating hearts of her political
opponents. Her last name is a complete misrepresentation that'll
see you in court, buddy.
loves all things.
Even the small spiky insects that infest the kitchen drawers. Even
the small squishy things that end up on the sole of your shoe when
you walk through parks where people don't clean up after their dogs.
Even the aching, scabby sores that show up after dealing with the
pay-per-view members of society. And if
you don't believe it, she'll rip you a new one.
decided a black & white weblog design was simply the wrong way
to go for political commentary, so he changed his weblog
design to a colour far more appropriate. Now the colour pattern
is strangely reminiscent of a dirty arsehole, an oddly accurate
It's hard to
see which side of the political fence Michael sits, on, but as the
fence is picketed, don't be surprised to find him in the middle.
Which gives him the advantage of abusing everybody without taking
sides. If he keeps that up, he could become a true politician.
As there is
more than one voice to neo
flux, picking its political persuasion may be a little difficult.
To save you time and money, here it is: transsexual. That's right.
neo flux's political
stance is that of a big burly man in makeup, a wig and a boofy floral
folks at neo flux have hit
upon the idea of combining
politics and sex. Which would have been a good idea, except
for the fact that, as Hunter S. Thompson explains in "Better
Than Sex", when you put politics and sex side by side,
sex is always ignored for the gross inhumanity that is politics.
Richard Blumberg is almost as critical of the political situation
in America as he is of the media coverage of the political situation
in America. Almost. Inwardly, Richard loves "the sloth, cowardice,
and sycophantic mindlessness of the media coverage". He can't
revealing his love of the media's crassness and his hatred of it's
subject, Richard's weblog
is is filled with bitterness, cynicism and sarcasm. So he fits right
in with the rest of the politicos. You might say he's their role
He might not
be old enough to vote, but that doesn't stop Matt Dabrowski from
divvying up his time between the bitchiness of American politics
and the shittiness of International politics. And when he can vote,
you can rest assured he will register, so he can exercise his right
to elect the worst person possible.
you can't tell it from his Web
site, Matt, alias "the opossum", is actually an Iranian
terrorist hell-bent on destroying the world greatest symbol of democracy;
Starbucks. He'll crush their
cappuccinos, vanquish their viennas and short-circuit their short-blacks.
Or be killed in the attempt.