please take me back to school, pretty woman

There are two versions of the link slut. The first want you. And not in a good way. They want you to link them. For God's sake, link, before they die in some obscure hole of anonymity. They'll pay anything you want. A link back? A nice word? Blow job? They'll do it all.
The second type whore the links from you. That's all they do; fuck you and run. A quick mention and everything's okay, as far as they're concerned. They have as much right to those precious little links as anyone else and nothing is going to stop them whoring them away.
But whatever form they appear in, they are always...

LINK SLUTS  
robot wisdom

Jorn Barger has been blogging longer than almost everyone else, which makes him the Grand Madame of weblogs. And as the Grand Madame of Weblogs, he has every right to take a percentage of other weblog links for his own personal use. If you don't like it, he'll cut ya, cut ya good.

Robot Wisdom is split into two sections; Jorn's takings at the top, and his private earnings at the bottom. People whisper in private corners about the exquisite pleasure that are Jorn's links. They say his links can reduce his clients to tears. But always at premium prices.

jauteria

John Auterman is the perfect definition of the link slut. He also openly admits it. The slut was born on the 1st of January, 2000, which technically makes linking to it a very bad thing. But then again, this baby is a bad, bad thing.

The name Jauteria may confuse you a little, so let's explain it. It is not a conjunction of "John", "Auterman" & "eria", as you may have supposed. It is, in fact, a amalgamation of "Jatz biscuits", "uterus" and "Iago". I don't get it either, but that's what you get when you smoke too much pot at Grateful Dead concerts. It's enough to make you a bitter old bitch.

dead@32

Not really a link slut/whore at all, the author of dead@32 is actually in need of a good fuck, which is why he makes this category. Whether it gives him the will to live past 32, or snaps him out of his bizarre obsession with Sal, a fuck will do him the world of good. John, are you listening?

The dead guy has been online now for 9 years. The question you should be asking is, "has he been an angsty, depressive pathetic soul the entire time?". The answer is "Yes".

wetlog

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